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A
woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with
sweet cuddly teddy bears. Loads of small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and great
big ones on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that
this guy has a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive,
but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed
by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they
rip each other's clothes off and go to bed. After an intense night of
passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together afterwards,
the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "How was it for you?" The man
says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
My
husband told me that it would turn him on if I moaned more when we were
making love. So next time I did. "I'm
fed up with your dirty socks on the floor, and why do you always leave
muddy foot prints in the kitchen. Am I the only one who ever puts out
the rubbish. You did'nt shave and your beard is irritating my face, and
my housekeeping money is late again." I moaned.
